Theories of Last Minute studies

Theories of last minute  studies.
Proposed to justify why students study a night before exam and pass the examiniation with acceptable marks (performance wise, syllabus wise etc.. and other reasons of justification)

1) We are smarter,,, smarter than teachers
    They teach one subject, we do 6-8 chapters in one semester.
2) We are challengers
    Sahil ka kinara to theek hai, par tuffaanoo mein kashti chalane ka maja hi kuch aur hai.
3) We dont waste time
    Studys are so easy that we don't want to waste our entire semester studying and cut our time for friends, masti, movies, music, dates, sleeping, gaming;... they are so important in college life.
4) We are always saturated
    Even if we study from the begining of the semester or study at last moment. The siituation remain always the same, just before the exam " Yaar Kuch Nai Ata"
5) Brahmastra -" Cheating"
    Often students use this not on rare and last minute occasions, but too oftenly on every exam, copying each and every answer and sometimes in parts from student in front, at back, at side, 2 seats ahead. Some experts have also gone beyond the normal vision capability, cheating from first bench of the last bencher.. that too sitting at the opposite corner.  Only god can explain this technique and only 18-19 back holders are experts of this technique.

6) Give it another chance
    Life as you see is very good,light and humble! happy living, so why the helll take tenions.
    Exams come every year, so what if we fail this year.
    This traditional behaviour tend to give other students with the ability of powerful predicitions. They can easily make out who will fail and by how much margin.

7) Teacher didn't teach a word entire semester
    So our dear friends teach us everything in last minutes. Smart!
8) Availability of notes
     The season of notes and books start just a week before exam. The notes are available for photostates just 2-3 days before the exam. There are several reasons for it, but we don't want to go in detail. Some students buy books at the last moment.

9) Explain The questions
    Students play games with examiner's minds. They try to fool him to grab marks by
    1) Writing the entire question paper.
    2) Explaining the question.
        eg. What is IC bridge
            Ans:     There are several bridges in the world.
                Bridges can be an IC.
                IC is a form of a bridge.
                IC and bridge together form an IC bridge.
    3) Repeat what you know.  write the same thing againa and again, inserte one answer into another.